Real Story Behind SLFP Prostitution Speech
JVP leader Somawansa Amarasingha accused SLFP is engaged in the 'world oldest
profession' this week. SLFP leaders are furious about this.
Amunugama said 'Police is after SLFP members everywhere and apparently police is
harassing them and asking for commission'.
Nimal Siripala de Silva's also facing big personal problems, his wife
threatening to divorce him this time. He said he will send his wife and daughter
to Japan, like last time. He denied any involvement in prostitution.
Anura said 'Ridicules! Look at me!'
Mangala said - 'I do not sleep with men for money'
Jeevan said - 'Where? Where? Where are the bitches?'
Prostitutes are also not seems very happy about SLFP involvement in this. They
said 'This is not family business and they do not want Bandaranayaka Family take
over their profession.' They are planning to have a protest tomorrow, mid night,
front of Clany's Pub.
Meanwhile Koswatta police raided a brothel alleged to have operated by
Somawansa Family. CID investigation uncovered Somawansa's major international
involvement in prostitution. Apparently Somawansa have been operating
international Night Clubs, Cat houses and Party houses all over the America and
Europe (where he spend most of his life) for some time.
CID DIG Asoka Wijetilleke said today, Somawansa not the person he appears to be.
Police uncovered Somawansa and The Owner of the Playboy Empire Hugh Hefner is
the same person. Koswatta Police posted following two photos of him - Left side
Somawansa as JVP leader - Right side Somawansa as Hugh Hefner - Owner of the
playboy. Also police post couple of more photos of him with bunny girls.
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Somawansa is also facing huge difficulties inside the party after his comment.
Vimal Werawansa and others wanted to join SLFP now. Vimal said if he knew there
are prostitutes in SLFP he could have join SLFP long time back.
Ranil said, if it takes prostitution to get the power, his party willing to do
that.
Rajapaksha got to know the allegation today and finally he confessed SLFP indeed
involved in the prostitution for quite some time.
He said very emotionally - 'It's
Hard Out Here For A Pimp'.
Also he added since the cover is out - he going to use his Oscar winning song
from his last movie - Hustle &
Flow- as his 'Mahinda Chinthana Song' [click here to listen to the song].
Here I added Mahinda's president photo and His Pimp photo.
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Labels: Affairs of Sri Lanka, Jokes
27 September, 2006










September 27, 2006 2:32 PM
This way too funny man!!
September 27, 2006 3:46 PM
Yeah, excellent dude. Fking hilarious.
September 27, 2006 9:11 PM
Fantabulous stuff!
September 28, 2006 10:59 AM
Sam! I like the way you think! lol!
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